Wish I knew

Wish I knew what the occasion was that someone decided to write shit all over my windshield. Not only was my car hit but others too! Fortunately I didn't have some of the fall out like others did (wwjd if you can't pay rent and Icey kicks you out you can sleep on my couch) But I did see a very awesome billboard on the way to work. As I look through the white crap on my windshield I see a billboard for civilian TAZERS!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT TAZERS! I am definitely getting my self one of those!!! All the fun with out the blood!